Cirque De Eskimos
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
-Heathers

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)
suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold



I read that as “Sharks are like tomatoes” and got really confused.

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

I read that as “Sharks are like tomatoes” and got really confused.

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

The size and pure amazingness of these makes me uncomfortable…how can’t something so small be so detailed!!?!?!?!??
I have to say I have an incredible musical education because of my father.
Kareem Abdul-Jabba (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via thelovenotebook)
Your posts are absolutely amazing, Whats ur frankly.me username. I want more of you.

I don’t have one of those and frankly I don’t even know what that is. Sorry.

Good morning, Tumblr!

Good morning, Tumblr!

Oh no

Oh no